**** LET'S GO TO THE HOOPS! **** "O3 T200 A4 G4 F4 D8 F8 P1"( "O3 T200 A4 G4 F4 D8 F8 P1"2 "O3 T200 G#4 G4 F4 D8 F8 P1""< "O3 T200 A4 G4 F4 D8 F8 P1"KF "O3 T200 G1 F1 A4 G4 F4 D8 F8 P1"lP "NAME TEAM NUMBER 1.": A$Z "NAME TEAM NUMBER 2.": B$d "NAME FIVE PLAYERS FOR THE "A$"."n "FIRST PLAYER IS:": A1$x "SECOND PLAYER IS:": A2$ "THIRD PLAYER IS:": A3$3 "FOURTH PLAYER IS:": A4$R "FIFTH PLAYER IS:": A5$z "NAME FIVE PLAYERS FOR THE "B$"." "FIRST PLAYER IS:": B1$ "SECOND PLAYER IS:": B2$ "THIRD PLAYER IS:": B3$ "FOURTH PLAYER IS:": B4$ "FIFTH PLAYER IS:": B5$8 "WHO IS THE REFEREE?": R$v "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THIS EVENING'S GAME." "FEATURING THE " A$ " AND THE " B$"." "AND NOW, PLEASE RISE FOR THE PLAYING OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM." **** THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER ****; "T200 O3 C8 O2 A8 F4 A4 O3 C4 F2"\" "A8 G8 F4 O2 A4 B4 O3 C2"x, "C8 C8 A4. G8 F4 E2"6 "D8 E8 F4 F4 C4 O2 A4 F4 P4"@ "T200 O3 C8 O2 A8 F4 A4 O3 C4 F2"J "A8 G8 F4 O2 A4 B4 O3 C2"T "C8 C8 A4. G8 F4 E2"&^ "D8 E8 F4 F4 C4 O2 A4 F4 P4"eh "T200 O3 A8 A8 A4 A#4 O4 C4 C2 O3 A#8 A8 G4 A4 A#4 A#2"r "T200 A#4 A4. G8 F4 E2 D8 E8 F4 O2 A4 B4 O3 C2"| "T200 O3 C4 F4 F4 F8 E8 D4 D4 D4 G4 A#8 A8 G8 F8 F4 E2."  "T200 O3 C4 C4 F2 G4 A4 A#4 O4 C2 P4 O3 F4 G4 A2 A#4 G2 F2."u "AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S THE STARTING LINEUPS FOR TODAY'S GAME." "FOR THE " A$ " AT GUARD, 6 FEET 5, NUMBER 10, " A4$"." "AT FORWARD, 6 FEET 9, NUMBER 21, " A2$"." "AT FORWARD, 6 FEET 11, NUMBER 42, " A5$"."F "AT GUARD, 6 FEET 10, NUMBER 11, " B3$"."z "AND AT CENTER, 7 FEET 3, NUMBER 55, " A3$"." "NOW FOR THE " B$ " AT GUARD, 6 FEET 2, NUMBER 14, " B1$"." "AT FORWARD, 6 FEET 8, NUMBER 33, " B4$"." "AT FORWARD, 6 FEET 8, NUMBER 40, " B5$"."R "AND AT CENTER, 7 FEET 1, NUMBER 20, " B2$"." "THE REFEREE FOR TONIGHT'S ACTION IS " R$"." "WE'RE READY FOR THE TIPOFF. IT'S " A3$ " AGAINST " B2$ "." "AND " B2$ " GETS THE TIP. " : 0 "THE BALL GOES TO " Z$"." 7& "HE SHOOTS A": Y0 ***** CONTROL SECTION *****b: pD P NP( )X P Z$A1$b P Z$A2$l P Z$A3$v P Z$A4$ P Z$A5$ P Z$B1$ P Z$B2$( P Z$B3$= P Z$B4$S P Z$B5$[ Pe n | X X() X "HE DROPS HIS PANTS. NOW HE PULLS THEM UP." X "HE DRIVES TO THE LEFT." X "HE DRIVES TO THE RIGHT."C  X "HE FAKES RIGHT, DRIVES LEFT." X "HE TRIPS OVER HIS BIG FEET AND DROPS IT OUT OF BOUNDS."  X "HE STOPS TO TIE HIS SHOE. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW."* X "HE WAVES TO HIS MOM IN THE STANDS."54 X "HE DRIBBLES TO HIS LEFT. LOOKS INSIDE."p> X "HE FAKES A SHOT. THEN HE SHOOTS HIS FOOT."H X "HE LOOKS DOWN COURT. NOBODY IS OPEN."R X "HE SPINS RIGHT, NOW DRIVES LEFT. WHAT A MOVE." \ X "HE LOOKS FOR A SHOT."=f X "THE BALL IS STUCK IN HIS NOSE."p X "HE KNOCKS OVER THE REF. BUT HE KEEPS HIS DRIBBLE."z X "HE FORGOT TO PUT HIS SOCKS ON." X "HE THROWS A LONG PASS. BALL GOES OUT THE DOOR."-  X "HE DRIBBLES. HIS SHIRT IS GETTING SOGGY."i  X "HE STOPS TO COMB HIS HAIR. NOW HE DRIVES."  X "HE GOES TO THE BASE LINE. HE FALLS OUT OF BOUNDS."  X "HE LANDS ON THE SAN DIEGO CHICKEN."  X  &  ! S !S()M! S "JUMP SHOT FROM 15 FEET. IT'S GOOD."! S "THREE POINTER. IT HITS THE RIM. NO GOOD."! S "BRICK. IT BOUNCES OFF THE COACH'S HEAD."! S "LEAPIN' LEANER. HE SCORES!"+" S "LAYUP. IT ROLLS AROUND THE RIM AND FALLS IN."f" S "SLAM DUNK. HE CAUGHT HIS NOSE ON THE RIM.""$ S "HOOK SHOT. NO GOOD. GETS HIS OWN REBOUND. IT'S GOOD."". S "FREAKY SHOT. IT'S AN AIR BALL. WHAT A JERK."#8 S "SHORT BANKER. IT'S GOOD."N#B S "BIG BOOGER AT ONE OF THE CHEERLEADERS."#L S "20 FOOTER. IT'S GOOD. BUT NOT GREAT."#V S "TERRIBLE SHOT. THE COACH SHOOTS HIM."#` S "SQUIRT GUN AT THE REFEREE."'$j S "DANCING GORILLA IN THE BUTT. HE BETTER RUN."g$t S "HIGH ARCHING SHOT. IT'S STUCK IN THE CEILING."$~ S "LEFT-HANDED HOOK. IT'S NO GOOD. IT'S BAD."$ S "10 FOOTER. PROBLEM IS HE'S 20 FEET AWAY."% S "LONG LONG LONG LONG SHOT. TOO BAD."M% S "SUPER SWEET SIZZLING SIDE SHOT. SWISH!"U% S_% :